Taz

Words can't explain how much I adore this dope dude...check it out.

This week in making people angry...

So I managed to piss off, um, lemme see...at least three guys. Just based on my text signature alone. Its fun making dudes mad...its so easy. They swear "they ain't this or that", but they are all this and that! Believe me...I hang around them. When they make you mad, its cute, sexy, or boosts their self esteem. Wack. I suggest when you are bored to call an ex, or a dude that have been getting at you, and just say something retarded to piss them off. You feel much better. Its a great way to let off some steam.

On the flipside, I pissed off a couple of my girlfriends last week. The ones that rather cuddle up with their no good boyfriends, that I see at the club with me on a Saturday night. Yeah...


Fun.

Chicago Men…WTF! Part I

Okay, I know some people are going to say, “Men are the same everywhere”, but I can only speak from what I know. So it’s the summer, and men are straight up acting retarded. Damn, has it got so hot, that dudes are not using their brain properly? I have a few rules guys.

1.) Don’t assume we automatically wanna screw you. Ugh! Women know if we are going to fuck a guy within minutes of meeting him. Let us decide. Believe me, you will know.
2.) Lose the cockiness. It’s alright to be confident. We love that shit. But don’t get to thinking you have the right to be choosy or picky, when u are 5’3, have five kids, or broke as hell!
How dare you!
3.) Why would I want to follow after a bust down? Or a girl that is a hot mess?
Learn to classify your chicks in the right categories. Burger King/Bennigans/Wild Fire.
Get my drift?
4.) Don’t be a bitch. Its enough women in the world for that. Nowadays guys throw tantrums, fits, and cop a ‘tude faster than a chick rocking a fresh blonde weave. Remember, the king of being a bitch, Diddy, statement…”No Bitchassness!” Cock suckers.
5.) I am not every woman. So stop comparing me with others. Not every woman is the same. Guys, you fail to realize that! You don’t want us to group y’all together.
Prepare for part II in the coming weeks…I gotta put some dudes on blast. Be single, be blessed. And check out this track from Katy Perry...if should help release some anger ladies.

The Bearded Look

I went to a party this week with a male buddy of mine. As we approached
the door, a girl said "is that Rick Ross?"
I didn't get it, until I looked at my friends face. Bam! I had'nt noticed before, but I saw a full grown beard. Interesting but pretty dope. Then I was talking
to my roommate last night, and he appeared to be growing out a full
beard. Am I spotting a trend? Or is Bluto getting his proper props? Who
liked Popeye anyway! Lol! One Word: Sexy.

A new an approved boyfriend for Christmas!!

Yes ladies, its about that time, if you haven't already, to hit the boutiques, malls or online for your loved ones. For the girlies with flyguys,(or you trying to make your guy fly) try getting your cutie exposed to some different styles, that will at least get him in the clubs! Don't you hate when he can't get in, due to stupid dress codes. Artful Dodger is a great urban label, with cutting edge gear. Talk about taking the hood higher! Checkout some of these pieces, i selected myself. You can get them at theredlemonstore.com! And while you are there, you might as well find something to wear when you go visit his family for Christmas, gotta be cute for the haters and lovers!