Fresh Love

I always dreamed of being the best dressed couple in life. Cause dammit, I didn't come here to make friends. This is a competition! Anyhoo, me and the ex pseudo boo could've rocked our LV together. People would be envious...we would be like Jay-Z and Beyonce. Ride or die. Bonnie & Clyde. But part of me would like to be like the hottest boho hipster couple too...I would rock Marc J. and he would rock Paul Smith or Fred Perry. That would be hot.

Must run in the family...

I met Mr. Lono Brazil through the genius dj, Twilite Tone. I completely fell in love with him without sex. This man has been involved in the industry for years. He can tell you the best stories about Andre Leon Talley, Studio 54, how acid was put in the punch at a party & made a crappy dj sound good, great cocaine, stories on being on the set of porn movies, and how Grace Jones is not as tall as everyone thinks. I luvs it. I can listen to him all day. He is a very dapper man, even at his age. Currently Lono travels back & forth from LA and the Go. He hosts and djs Disco Unusual Social Club nights which involves house, disco, and everything under the son being played. He also runs Turp Online Magazine. Dope. His eldest son is now involved in modeling, and you can see him flexing his skills with the clothing company Base Control. Hot! Eat your heart out. Wow Lono, you even produce greatness...lol! Check the pics.

Me at 22....

This week in making people angry...

So I managed to piss off, um, lemme see...at least three guys. Just based on my text signature alone. Its fun making dudes mad...its so easy. They swear "they ain't this or that", but they are all this and that! Believe me...I hang around them. When they make you mad, its cute, sexy, or boosts their self esteem. Wack. I suggest when you are bored to call an ex, or a dude that have been getting at you, and just say something retarded to piss them off. You feel much better. Its a great way to let off some steam.

On the flipside, I pissed off a couple of my girlfriends last week. The ones that rather cuddle up with their no good boyfriends, that I see at the club with me on a Saturday night. Yeah...


Fun.

Those can't be jeans...

I hadn't blogged about it yet..but I own a pair of demin leggings. They have been quite popular for a few months now...you might've thought your fav celeb had some really tight jeans on...but nope, wrong. Denim leggings! But in this pic, it looks like I should be in a rappers video, my bottom half look huge! lol! By the way...girls get yourself a pair, they are mad comfo, and you can wear them everyday with a long tee or cardigan.


P.S We were like mad tired in this pic...

Shiny Objects

I want this bodysuit from American Apparel. I want to pair it with my high waisted leather skirt....

I would have waaaaaaaaaay more party pics but...

My girlfriends suck. I pretty much roll out every week with dudes. We talk about chicks, chicks, chicks...yeah, you get my drift. My girls put bros before their hoes. As corny as it sounds, its true. They ditch a bitch for the dick. And they all have boring 9 to 5 jobs. Ugh! I remember those days. So I woke up this morning pissed...cause I should have waaaaay more party pics than I do( I already have a large amount, but...). Fucking bitches.

Found my NYE Dress!!!!!!

You have seen every female starlet in one of his pieces, even some who shouldn't be rocking his ish. Ugh. Harve Leger has been around for some time now, a very popular 80s designer, his dresses have made a comeback. These bandage style dresses are known for holding everything in, and still managing a great shape. So you know your girl has to get her hand on one of these pieces. Luckily I have the stylist hook up @ Saks. You best believe I will be pulling this dress for myself this New Years Eve. The jaws will be dropping...can you imagine? Hmmmm....

We're Baaaaaaaaaaaack.....

Love @ a Q-Tip/Cool Kids concert?

So my girlfriend and I devised a plan for finding me a new boy toy/victim. I am looking for a Travee from Gym Class Hero type...usually those are the types that match me...but we don't hook up due to jealous stares and snarls. Anyhoo, the concert is Nov. 5 in the Chi. Five days before my b-day. Any man that enjoys Tribe and Cool Kids should be an interesting dude, right? I mean, I get the best of both worlds. A b-boy and a hipster. I am sooo serious about this...we are preparing as I type. What should I wear? Hmmmm...oversized black eyeglasses, and a party dress with mary janes? Or dunks? Dunno. Need help. Project Q-Tip/Cool Kid. Stay posted folks.