Sex blog?

I know when people first seen the name of my blog...they assumed that I would have some porn pics or mini features posted up. Sike!!! Gotcha!!! But I am a very sexual person. I love discussing sex with people, and I love helping people with their sexual issues. I am an advocate for helping the sexually repressed and the pervs. I would love to have my own show or site dedicated to this subject. Its very dear to my heart people. So if anyone has questions relating to sex, please feel free to email me or post them. If you want, I will share them with my other readers!!! It will be like one big orgy. xoxox

One Bad Bitch

I love songs that talk about how tough a girl is...or ones that use the phrase "bad girl." I consider myself a bad girl...because I define my own terms in life. I don't follow any rules. So I am dedicating this playlist I created to my readers who consider themselves the same!!! Enjoy!!!

Bad Girls

So Dope...

Damn...can I be part of that pic? This should be a year book pic...the most stylish guys.I love me some fly men...really I do.

Solid Gold

I really want a gold vibrator...its like a weapon. Hehehehe...I feel the power!!!!!

Panama Jack

I love these "Jack" glasses by Tom Ford. Pretty dope, and everyday wearable...

Virgin Suicides

I was in H&M a couple weeks back and their more grown up section were stocked with spring ish. After glancing over the clothes, I thought one thing: Virgin Suicides. If you haven't seen that movie or read the book...you should. There were light colored boyfriend jeans, floral moo moos, pastel colored jackets and tops. I felt like rolling in grass and listening to Grateful Dead records. Dunno if I can get with it just yet...but who knows with me.

Jump in the Van

I can't wait til this dreadful snow melt and I am able to rock these bad boys in the spring. This classic Van style made a reappearance last spring...now they have more designs, and I am super stoked to get a pair!!!! I might do the whole surfer chic look this spring...a beach boy type of look. Classic and cool.

Lmao!

Why that Miami pic just brightened up my page?

I'm going to Miami...

The countdown to Miami starts again...this time I am rolling with a team. Between planning for this trip and 80s Babies stuff...I am about to explode! No...thats just twittering. Anyhoo, I am arranging looks for Memorial Day weekend...me and the peeps are doing it big. Designer bags, jewelry, crazy diets, hot sex...the whole nine. I will document the preparation for this glorious occasion.

Lo siento...

So I think I abandoned my blog for Twitter...its so addictive, and I couldn't help myself. I feel like the sour patch kid after he cut that girls ponytail off. I am soooo sorry Pussie Galore. I didn't cheat on you...I just got head from Twitter. Thats the excuse guys use. Do you forgive me? I sure hope so. Now on to more blogging...

Lint Licker

I love lint brushes and rollers. From the H&M ones to the old school brushes. Last night before I had to do an interview for my company, I quickly grabbed a lint brush from CVS. It was sorta expensive but well needed. See, I was wearing a black v-neck sweater. Very much needed. This brush was by Bounce (yeah the laundry dryer sheet company), and was scented like the dryer sheets. Mmmmmm! I can pick lint and smell fresh. I got an instant boner. Plus, it comes with a container, so you can store it, and keep it smelling good. Awesome! A dope lint brush will save you money with wardrobe. Do the math. Invest. That is my recession tip of the day.

Is this what we got to look forward to?

Camis & Boyfriend jeans for Spring '09? Are you serious? I bought a cami from Express four years ago. Boyfriend jeans? I refuse. I love my Levi skinnies. Huh? I can't comprehend...please make me understand Express. Please.

WTF!

A bitch can't show a leg or thigh on her page? Serious? I am responding to the ish below. My pic has been swiped...a bet a man had something to do with this...

My form of high

This year is supposedly the year that we add an inch ladies. No, not to that loser that you are fucking with dick...the heel.
6 and 7 inch heels are popping up at the ends of those ankle boot, sandal, pump, stiletto beauties we own. And I love it!!! I bought my 5 inch nude platform pumps from Aldo for NYE, and felt like the HBIC. Something about the heel gives you power, like the taller the better, the riskier. I am 5'4, so I go to great extremes. Too bad there is alot of short men in the world. Womp, womp!

Dry Soda...???

These drinks are tasty...and a great alternative to alcohol, especially if you have a weak stomach like me, and can only drink alka seltzer. They are low calorie, lightly sweetened with pure cane sugar, and all this comes in a sexy bottle. The flavors are crazy... I mean, lavender soda!! Who would of ever thought? This drink is great for a dinner party or to mix with your fav liquor. Find them at your local grocers or at Dry Soda website.

Sex, sex and more sex!

I remember when my homeboy hipped me to Zanes first novel, Sex Chronicles: Shattering the Myth, I immediately fell in love. I was intrigued by the freakiest tales ever told from a female point of view...an african american female on top of that! When I was 12, I used to read the romance novels that had very intimate sex details, pleasing myself physically and mentally. But Zanes book offered more...they offer sexual liberation for all women. It helped me to know that there is nothing wrong with being sexual. All her books included characters that were well off, whether it be education, career, financially or whatever, and loved to get down on top of it all. Fast forward to now, and Zane has brought her novel to life with Sex Chronicles on Cinemax. I freaking love this show! Its so conversational...and the best soft porn since Red Shoe Diaries, and that wasn't good. The characters are sexy and realistic. I can't wait for the new season. For all u late birds, the reruns are playing every Friday late night on Cinemax. Enjoy.