In the Club

Last week I posted a list of nightclub no-nos on Twitter. They were well received, and a follower of mine suggested I post them on my blog. So here we go...

-First off, if you are not a club person...DON'T GO! You will only be a Debbie Downer, and bring the mood down with your dumb club jokes or attitude.


-Don't wait for the party...make the party. My girls and I always hit the floor first. I wanna be the first on...and the first off. I am the party..and if you truly think you are the shit..why are you waiting for people to validate your fun? Wack.

-Ladies, don't wait for NO man to buy you a drink. Its okay for a man to offer a young lady a drink...but never expect it. Besides, it makes you look more independent.

-Club Owners/Promoters, please stop with the bottle service crap. I know its your bread and butter...but its only PART of your bread and butter. Create a good vibe, and folks will want to buy a bottle. Don't make it seem like we can't party unless we pay $350 for a $35 bottle.

-Its not all about you. Confidence is cool...but please drop the ego at the club. Women, not every dude wants you...and men, not every woman thinks you want her. Ego causes drama...and fun shouldn't involve drama.

-Get to know the dj. This is sooooo important. Know the type of music your dj spins...and what crowd he produces. If you pay attention to this...it may save you a trip to a party you don't wanna be at.

-The elite attitude is not needed. Confidence is fine...but if you were so special, you would have your own club.

-Last but not least...be safe. Life should be treasured...not ruined.

My ode to my Black & Milds....

Dear Blacks,

You know you were my first when it came to smoking. I didn't like the other ones, Marjiuana, or Newport. But ohhh did i like you.......You were sweet like vanilla, and smooth like cream. My insides would scream from just one puff of you. You sent me to a better place for five minutes of our time together. My main squeeze didn't like u, so we had to part long ago. I see you are back in my life now, and it feels good. I am a little worried though, you know, from catching diseases from you, such as Cancer, or the other lung diseases. So this love affair will have to end soon. Its just nothing like a BCBG dress on, and a black in the other while at a club. So ladylike....so nostalgic. Well to end this note, I will have to step out side and proceed to "do you". You ready?

Love always,

Your favorite Girl

xoxoxo, puff, puff....