Huh? What? Ok...

I am at a bar, all alone, drunk....off of one martini, well the shaker contained more than one martini liquid in it. Yup, and I am drunk texting all my dips....fun!!! Playing nanny is hard, I really don't want kids now, and I appreciate any woman who is raising kids by herself...mainly newborns. I dunno. My pseudo boo wants me to buy him a pair of shoes, but we have been down this path before...I dunno. So confused. They put a tootsie roll pop in my drink...hee-hee. Cute. Huh? Oh, ok...I am stealing w-fi....hee-hee. Huh? What? Ok...bye, bye. Oh...they are playing Vanilla Ice!!! Lmfao!