Friday, July 25, 2008

Pharells is expecting a baby!!! WTF!


So, yo...u were just not gonna tell me you knocked up a model, right? I mean, ya know, I ain't no model, but I can make some mean turkey tacos. Its cool. Sniff, sniff. I thought what we had was official, even though my hatin' ass pseudo boo said my feet were too big, and we would NEVER have kids together because of this. Sniff, sniff. Can I ask just one thing? Can I come to the baby shower at least...I won't tell her about us. K? Think about it. Love ya.